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And lo, the mighty shall be brought...low

PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 5:29 am
by Seahorn
So, I'm playing away, doing some mutant challenges as a break from extirpating the great Kabaagh. Things are going well, I decide to save for the night and go to bed. As I go to shut down my machine I see a notice - updates available for your antivirus program. What the hey, I say, how can a few updates harm the Master of the Clans?

Alas, the blue screen of death has reduced me to watching the NHL playoffs while posting from my wife's laptop.. The cursed Machines must have done this! I must have rolled critical failures! It was the dice, I tell you, the dice....

Re: And lo, the mighty shall be brought...low

PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2008 3:18 am
by stabbyjones
saving throw vs shutdown: failed
saving throw vs explosion: success
saving thow vs BSOD: failed

you wake up in a field with all your possessions stolen and a large bump on your head.

"that's the last time i buy from dell." you mutter as you pull yourself up and survey the area.

there are tracks leading off to what looks like a small camp of computer technicians.
You hear cries of "FTW", "RTFM" and constant "LOLZ"

"This isn't going to be easy."